Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Naming a Boat

We recently have purchased a "Help our Family Stay TOGETHER" Toy. At least that is the line that we got at the boat shop. I purchased a Tangerine and White 2008 Tige RZ2. Check out the link http://www.tige.com/models_rz2.php and you can take a look at that line. It is a 22' Wakeboarding boat. I really want to spend most of the sunny summer weekends Wakesurfing behind it. I am very excited about it and think that we will never have a fight or any confulgration in the Hardy Home again because of its presence. This must be after it is parked in the drive, cuz we haven't picked it up yet and we did have a little tiff over some spilled chips. I know that the zionistic life is on its way, we are waiting patiently for the weather to warm slightly and no soccer games to interfere with our soon to be boating life.
I thought that it would be really fun to give the boat a name as it would soon be leading to such peace and harmony. I was mistaken in assuming that this would be a fun activity. It has lead to Dad VS. the Girls in giving this sweet ride a name that could fit on the side of the hull.


So far the names are:

"Super Fast Super Cool Orange Tiger Boat"

"Super Fast Really Cool Orange Tiger Boat"

and many more that are longer and much more descriptive of how fast and how cool the Orange Boat is.


I liked Maddies Idea, but the others objected. She proposed "August Rush" (Having just seen the show) I recommended "Summer Rush", but was met with much consternation and defiance.


I have decided the boat has a given name and "Who are we to change it?" So it will remain an RZ2. Oh Well........

2 comments:

Jeuce said...

Really super fast orange boat really does have a ring to it, but I propose "Kimberly Anne" or "The Orange Jeuce Deuce" or "Not Napoleon's Complex" or "10 Molar Mormon" or OK this is my real suggestion "Jadee's Jet." OK really. This is my real suggestion: "ONLY 80K" How about "Luke 2" (double entendre intended). What about "Party Hardy." You HAVE to give her a name!! She is a boat!

Jeuce said...

OK. Now I have really checked out the boat. WOW. What are the lights for? Do the surf boards fold down into the water? What I look forward to the most is how tan and sculpted I will look when I ride in your boat.